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Announcement
Decided to move my blog to another weblog site and hope that it is better to use (to me at least).
My new blog's home is here. See you there!
Nothing to do, so boring...! Apparently Mommy also bored, that's why she's taking shots of me doing nothing ... duh!
By sitting at Daddy's place on the sofa! See!
Whoa.... never realised I can sit so straight with my back straight up manz! Shiok!
See my left hand trying to rest on the arm rest??? Erh... I couldn't quite reach nor place it properly there cos my arm too short hahaha...!!
How do I look? Stylish or not? *giggles*
I may not be so IT-savvy but I do have my own laptop ok??!! See below photos for proof! Do you see my laptop??
I heard some of you saying "where, where?"... ... ^_^
The "lap" where I sleep on "top" lah!! whoahaha... that's my "laptop" lor! *rolling around and laughing hard on the floor* It's my very own and personal laptop ok? No one besides me can sleep there de, it's for me EXCLUSIVELY! *looking proud*
To request to sleep on my laptop, I would stand up on my hinds and with 1 front paw against the chair (that Mommy is sitting on) to support myself, I would tap Mommy's thigh lightly to indicate my request. Mommy would then lift me up and put me on her lap. Mommy would put me back down on the floor when her legs become numb heehee...
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Part 2
See how I gently nibbled at my bear toy's ear? *wink*
I know I am a bit 'ya-ya-papaya' already... sorry! So Mommy decided to 'punish' me by showing you the following 2 pics of how useless I was:
Staring at the bear which has fallen off the bed:
Mommy ...!! HELP! Bear-bear has fallen off; please rescue him for me?!!
Mommy: "Duh! Can't you just get off and rescue him yourself??!! Stop whining and get your butt off the bed lah!"
Steps in kibble-eating:
1. Put on your apron. But a t-shirt will do as well.
2. Put on your best behaviour; SIT nicely and wait to be served.
3. Listen carefully for the 'OK' command to begin chomping.
4. Lastly, ATTACK your food!!!
Below is a demo video on the above steps:
If still not clear about the steps, please leave your questions in the Comments link. Thank you for viewing the demo. ^_^
3 chances, make a guess why I was behind closed door (in the room)?
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Daddy went out from the room, then I heard him going to the kitchen opening some plastic bags. To us dogs, sound of plastic bags = FOOD mah! So immediately I perked up and stationed myself by the door lor ... ready to charge out anytime when the door opened!
So how many of you guessed correctly? ^_^
Mommy tried to be artistic but the photos turned out not sharp! LOL! Mommy! Time for new camera lah..
Mommy wasted the chance; see? I tried my best to pose nicely for her. Duh!
Now, don't think dirty ok??! I am talking about the my hair being blown dry which I hate and yet always have to be done once I am out of the shower! Before the hairdryer, I'd have been rubbed and rubbed drier with a towel.
Mommy so smart! She picks a corner in the room, sits down and uses her legs to block me in that corner. I always will want to try to walk away but being a good (aka timid) boy I am, I stay put when Mommy says "NO!" I'd have no choice but to let that irritating warm air blow at me! The only protest I can show is WHINE -- one of the things I'm good at! whoahahaha....
天啊！救命啊！
Must blow till my hair so ugly looking meh??!!! WHINE....
About a week ago, my 'Gan-Ma' gave me 2 ziplock-bagful of raw dehydrated treats -- lean pork and pig hearts!! Yum-yum-yummy!!!!!! Sorry ah, 'Gan-Ma' .. I call you Gan-Ma without you officially acknowledging me as your godson :P
Today's video is to show you how delicious those treats are and how 'evil' my humans are! See how they keep me in suspense, dangling the treats in front of me keeping me in suspense instead of feeding me immediately! See how my poor (lower) jaw trembles in anticipation (MUST LOOK CLOSELY).. making me look so gluttonous! hmph!
Bowie: *paging 'Gan-Ma'* "MORE! MORE! hahaha..."
Mommy: "Bowie! Don't you feel paiseh asking for more treats??!!"
SMILE..! Posing with Bear-bear after a few rounds of fetching. I'm tired!
Close-up of my cutie face! whoahahaha.... *rolling on the floor laughing*
See how smart I am, know how use Pinky as my pillow!!
Also see how so 'lifeless' my eyes are ? That's how I usually look at night -- "stone stone" -- maybe cos the sleepy bugs have crawled in.
Last Saturday, Daddy brought something home. I tried to peek but as my height is only so much, I couldn't make out what it is. Then when I least expected it, I heard the sound of plastic bag being opened and from it Daddy took out this cute-looking toy!
Everybody, this is PINKY! (*duh, no pun intended ok?*)
Her actual name is Morchoo, a mascot of the Gardenasia Kids. There's another mascot called Titoy, green in colour, also very cute-looking. I wonder why Daddy did not get me a pair?? *Why ah Daddy?*
I learnt her name very fast. Mom played Fetch with me and referred to her as Pinky so very fast I could differentiate between Pinky and Bear-Bear my other soft toy. Mom says I 喜新厌旧 because I've been playing with Pinky more ever since she came. Poor Bear-Bear has been quite neglected, paiseh.
Pinky" "Oei Bowie! Don't sleep leh, wake up!"
Pinky: "Yo Bowie! Ai play mai??"
Bowie:" Oei Pinky, I'm tired lah; leave me alone please?"
Bowie: "Oh Pinky! I'm sorry. I'll play with you for just a while ok?"
Pinky: "Oh Bowie! No, it's my fault! Please rest well, we play tomorrow."
Pinky: "I sleep with you Bowie."
Pinky: "No, wait! Let's take 1 more picture! Say Cheezzz!
Nite nite!!"
Bowie: "Alamak! Now I'm wide awake liao! It's all your fault Pinky."
Pinky: "Paiseh... now I'm tired and falling asleeep le :P"
This place is the gap between back of sofa and the (fake) wall divider. It's also my best hiding place since Mom & Dad can't reach me there whoahahaha.... But Mom says it's really funny I always go in only from side A and out the other side B, never the other way round!
Also because the gap is not big enough for me to turn around, when one side is blocked (don't ask me how come blocked, go ask Mom!!) I'll have to reverse and walk backside out first! Mommy says dam* funny wor...
You think that I'll surely be on the floor waiting??? WRONG!
Wow! Didn't know I have a nice long tail sia... hahaha...
Oh no.. my eyelids getting heavy!!
Cannot sleep! I must stay alert to be the first at the door when Daddy comes home!
*heard the sound of keys..........cheong ah.................*
I waited ....
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... oei Mommy!! How come boh happening de? Where's my birthday cake?!
Mommy: "Aiyo Bowie, you too impatient lah! The day has not ended mah... and Daddy not home yet too, so cannot begin celebration lor. Be patient for a while more ok? Good boy ya?"
Hence I was so happy and kan-cheong when after the humans' dinner Mommy took out something from the fridge. *sniff sniff* hmm... I could smell that it is something sweet. Must be a cake!
Turn out ...
It's a fruit jelly!!
It's got apple and mango chunks inside. Mommy said because my skin is bad so better don't eat anything 'too fancy'.
And so the whole drill for birthday photo pose begins:
Sorry ah, photo a little blur... dunno if I was the one who moved or Daddy's hand shook??? I wonder ...
HAPPY 4TH BIRTHDAY, BOWIE!! SMILE!
Mommy don't let me go near the jelly yet, so I pretend to sit near near ... hee hee
and ... now you see me,
NOW YOU DON'T!!!
Can you spot where i WAS? *hint: the blurry spot lor hahahaha....* Sorry lah, very kan-cheong want to go eat jelly liao mah.
PSST..! Tell you all a secret! This jelly in the photos, it is not MINE!! Mine's another smaller bowl and without any sugar. But because Mommy screwed up, it doesn't look as nice as the one in the photos so she used the above (for their own consumption) for photo-taking. Boo! Mommy cheated! Boo!
My favourite activity:
This is the view from where Mommy sits at the computer:
wat??
What? What??
What? What? What? buay song ah? hoot lu ah...
See my messy fringe? I just messed them up cos I was rolling on the bed and rubbing my face. Another favourite activity of mine hiak hiak hiak ... ...
After almost 7 months since my last grooming session (I mean a PROPER grooming, not those snips that Mommy did for me every now and then), yesterday I had another session. Please enjoy the slide show of pics put together to show how I looked before, during and after the grooming. Place your cursor on a specific photo to see the caption hor... enjoy!
- Mood:
stressed
Folks! Click here to take a look!
Now, the dog in the first picture shown on that website does look very much like me BUT BUT BUT that's not me, okay? How i wish that's me! hahaha...cos he looks like he's having one hell of a time! Anyway, who's the genius who came up with such an idea?? Really! tsk tsk tsk ... ...
SURPRISED!
"Huh?? Calling me is it?!"
"Mommy you caught me rolling on the bed again ah? Please don't scold me!
I also don't know why I have this weird habit ... see the bed I MUST roll leh?"
"Forgive me please, Mommy? Can you bear to scold me when my fringe is already blocking my view? Ok lah, IF you can find my eyes I'll let you scold!" (hee..hee..hee..)
